I'm not convinced Mrs Porter wasn't trolling the shit out of those kids.
Exactly! There is no way she hasn’t heard the rumors from those pesky neighborhood kids. It reminds me of that Sweet Valley book where they keep talking about this old lady who’s supposedly a witch, so the lady’s just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and puts a gravestone cutout one her front yard.

What is it with Dori dating BSC exes??